3037 Miller Ave

Welcome to the English Muffin House: Where Every Nook is a Cranny! Are you ready to toast to your new home? Then grab your favorite spread and prepare to spread out in this delightful 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath house in South Chicago Heights! You definitely won't feel jammed in here! Why "English Muffin," you ask? Because this house is packed with more nooks and crannies than your favorite breakfast treat! From built-in cabinets to surprise storage spots, you'll never run out of places to stash your stuff (or your secret stash of actual English muffins). Let's slice into the delicious details: Living Spaces - A living room so inviting, you'll want to lounge on it with a pad of butter - Dining area perfect for both everyday meals and fancy jam tastings - Two-room kitchen layout: because sometimes, one room just isn't enough for your culinary adventures! Bedrooms - 3 spacious bedrooms with gleaming hardwood floors (perfect for sock sliding) - Primary bedroom comes with a bonus room - nursery, home office, or secret muffin lab? You decide! - More built-in storage than you can shake a toaster at Bathrooms - 1.5 bathrooms, because sometimes you need options - Upstairs bathroom featuring classic tile work - timeless, just like your love for a good breakfast Outdoor Space - Enclosed back porch: ideal for year-round relaxation or cultivating your sourdough starter - Compact backyard: just enough green space without the need for a riding mower Extras to Make You Rise and Shine - Unfinished basement with laundry hookups (warning: may contain English muffin-loving gremlins) - Off-street parking for your jam-mobile - Two large window A/C units to help keep you cool as a cucumber (which, incidentally, doesn't belong on an English muffin) The Cherry (or Jam) on Top At just $1,600 per month, this house is priced well below the $2,000 average for similar properties. That's a lot of dough left over for actual dough! Location, Location, Location! - Just 2 blocks from grocery stores and shopping - Close enough to civilization for convenience, far enough for peace and quiet Flexible Payment Options (Because We Know You're on a Roll) 1. Standard Monthly Plan: - $1,600 per month - First Month's Rent and Last Month's Rent due at move in 2. Payday Payment Plan: - Bi-weekly: $810 - Weekly: $410 - First Payment and Last Month's Rent due at move in - Subsequent payments auto-drafted (smoother than cream cheese!) Security Options - Security Deposit Insurance available for qualified applicants - If not qualified, a $1,600 Security Deposit is required - Due before lease signing Appliance Options Bring your own or rent our refrigerator and/or stove for just $35/month each. (Toaster not included, but highly recommended) Ready to Bite Into This Opportunity? Available faster than you can toast a muffin! (That's right, it's ready immediately!) Don't let this opportunity get burnt! See why the English Muffin House is the best thing since... well, you know. **Note This house is strictly BYOM (Bring Your Own Muffins). Also, no pets allowed - we can't risk them eating all your English muffins. Ready to get a taste of the English Muffin House? Here's how to butter up your chances: 1. Reply to this ad, and we'll send you our special "Muffin Inspection" (aka Showing Request) Form faster than you can say "Pass the jam!" 2. Fill out the form to pre-qualify for a showing. It's easier than spreading butter on a warm muffin! 3. Once pre-qualified, we'll schedule your showing quicker than a toaster on its highest setting. Don't let this delicious opportunity get stale - make the English Muffin House your new home sweet home! The English Muffin House: What You Knead to Know! 3 bed, 1.5 bath house in South Chicago Heights $1,600/month (that's a lot of dough saved for actual English muffins!) Available immediately (faster than you can say "Pass the jam!") The Delicious Details: 12-month lease (no half-baked commitments) First rent payment & last month's rent due at move-in (we're not butter-ing you up, that's the spread) Security deposit or insurance required (to cover any jam-related incidents) Weekly & bi-weekly payment plans available (for those who like their finances sliced thin) You handle utilities & yard work (we trust you to keep things toasty) No pets allowed (they might eat all your English muffins!) No smoking inside (we prefer our muffins toasted, not smoked) Taste-test this sweet deal by scheduling a showing today! Don't let this opportunity get stale - make the English Muffin House your new home sweet home!